Things that should not exist

The free market is nice and all, but there are times where it provides goods that should just not exist. Here is a sample

1. The butter conditioner: ever felt that the butter was too hard to spread? Some refrigerators have a compartment with a heating coil to get your butter just at the right temperature. Imagine that: a heating coil inside a fridge. And I presume the fridge is in an overheating house in the middle of winter...
   
2. A cup that holds chicken nuggets and soda. Chalk this one also in the unnecessary hot/cold juxtaposition category.
   
3. Ipod and tissue holder. Why? As a reviewer writes: "It is very handy to power up your iPod while you download."
   
4. Yodelling pickle.
   
5. Electronic Rock Paper Scissors. There are world championships, so why not...
   
6. Walking scooter.
   
7. Spongebob Squarepants musical rectal thermometer
   
8. Micky Mouse vibrator
   

I'll stop here...